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A cold smoke house · est MMXXVI

Smoked seafood you've never tasted before. We obsess over woods, spices and method. The bulk producers won't follow.

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EXP · 047 · Birch & juniper salmon STB · 03 · Applewood house EXP · 048 · Black tea & orange peel trout STB · 01 · Cherrywood lox EXP · 049 · Lapsang & szechuan salmon STB · 02 · Beechwood pastrami salmon
Two paths

Experimental, then Stable.

They look different on purpose. Experimental is the lab. Stable is the canon.

EXP
047
SINGLE RUN
// the lab // 047 of ∞

Experimental

Small, fast, weird. Single-run batches built around a wood, a spice, an idea. Some land. Some don't. The ones that do, graduate.

  • RUN_SIZE 4–22 kg
  • FREQUENCY weekly
  • REPEATS never guaranteed
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S STABLE · CANON
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STABLE

Experimental products that proved themselves. Same wood, same spice, same hand. Reliable supply, consistent flavour profile, on standing order.

  • Run size · 40–120 kg
  • Frequency · Continuous
  • Profile lock · Every batch
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Process

Four moves, in order.

01

Choose the wood

Birch, juniper, applewood, lapsang tea leaves. Each wood is matched to a fish and a moment in the year.

02

Cure the fish

Whole-muscle, hand-laid in a salt-and-spice cure. Time runs from 18 hours to four days.

03

Cold smoke

Below 28°C, never warmer. The fish absorbs the wood without ever being cooked.

04

Cut, weigh, mark

Sliced to spec, weighed, sealed. A batch sticker carries the trace.

Radical traceability

Every piece carries its own timeline.

The brand label tells you what we are. The batch sticker tells you exactly which fish you're holding — its wood, its cure, its days in smoke, the date it was cut.

Scan the sticker. Read the timeline. Cook accordingly.

How a batch sticker reads →